Online Enthusiasts Gifts

'I am going to Internets Anonymous... we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Home is where the WiFi is."

I e-bay t-shirt.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

You looked different during our video chat.

'The times they are a-changin'.'

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

Scientist researching animal droppings is looking at Faeces Book on the computer.

Information Macht Frei