Web Enthusiasts Gifts

'I'm sick of spinning all day long. I wish I was a tailor.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Likes: $2.

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Internet.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Man doing a search on a computer

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

The Evolution Of Man.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Technological Dependence.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.