Internet Aficionados Gifts

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

"What will you do with all the time you used to waste?"

Free WiFi On-Board

'The stupid school computers blocked Lady Godiva's website!'

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

Father to mother: 'Don't look now, but I think the baby just downloaded.'

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

The herd.

"Describing it as a life-changing experience that will haunt you for years to come may be a little dramatic. After all, our Internet was only down for an hour."

". . . .Do you have a wifi password?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Weird things I do because of the internet

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

Smartphone Sonogram

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

"Home is where the WiFi is."