Internet Culture Afficionados Gifts

Restroom Streaming/Downloading

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Ether Island

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Ghosts from around the world

Christopher Columbus, Kindle Generation

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

Facebook/Meta

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

Big book of memes

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, but teach a cat to fish and it'll be on the internet forever.

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."