Internet Culture Afficionados Gifts

Restroom Streaming/Downloading

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

Big book of memes

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

Snake Blogging