Internet Culture Fans Gifts

Love Reaper

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Santa LOL.

Big book of memes

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Weird things I do because of the internet

The Digital Family

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

Christopher Columbus, Kindle Generation

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, but teach a cat to fish and it'll be on the internet forever.

Facebook/Meta

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.