Internet Culture Devotees Gifts

'While I take photos with my phone and post to Instagram.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Lynching on social media

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

Weird things I do because of the internet

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Will follow you on social media for food."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Music downloads

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

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"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

Twitter that!

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"Fact amnesty"

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

Advertising on the internet.

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

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