Internet Culture Fan Gifts

Dot commie

'You've successfully completed the transaction to sell your soul. A digital receipt will be e-mailed to you.'

Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking

"Of course I got rid of the body. Don't you follow me on Twitter?"

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

Ewe Tube.

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Leave us alone or I'll hack into your home network, wipe out your hand drives and disable your WiFi!"

Charlie Shared a Post

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Begging for Upvotes

"I'm hearing from someone who's wiring you funds from the Central Bank of Nigeria."

"Did you order fiancee?"

'Twitter for goldfish.'

'Oh my gosh! Someone leaked a secret hex tape of me on the internet!'

Mary and Joseph's Social Media Page

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

You must have done something if the Pope unfriended you.

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"Let's send them another batch of Viagra emails."

"I don't care how many hits on YouTube you'll get – let go!"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Early Colour TV

Dawing your Cellphone

Weird things I do because of the internet

Reese Witherspoon

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

The Digital Family

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'