Internet Culture Enthusiasts Gifts

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already read what you just confessed on your blog.'

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Bonding in the Electronic Age

Social Media: You have 10 Enemy Requests.

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

"So when do we go online?"

Social network site runs into trouble.

Big book of memes

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

Snake Blogging