Internet Culture Enthusiasts Gifts

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already read what you just confessed on your blog.'

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

'Twitter Tweet'

Bonding in the Electronic Age

Get your popcorn, people. It's showtime! I hope it's something steamy. Ladies and gents, wonderful news. I have joined the user-generated-content generation. Please turn your attention to the computer monitor for the premier of my new video: La Vie Moderne. Munch, munch. This is a video of you eating a bowl of cereal. Corn flakes. Isn't the internet awesome?! I'll need tar, feathers and the video camera. Too nice.

Social Media: You have 10 Enemy Requests.

Will Tweet for Food.

A member of the Mafia checking out Youse Tube.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

Christopher Columbus, Kindle Generation

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

"So when do we go online?"

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

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