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'You've successfully completed the transaction to sell your soul. A digital receipt will be e-mailed to you.'

Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking

"Of course I got rid of the body. Don't you follow me on Twitter?"

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Leave us alone or I'll hack into your home network, wipe out your hand drives and disable your WiFi!"

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"I'm hearing from someone who's wiring you funds from the Central Bank of Nigeria."

"Did you order fiancee?"

'Oh my gosh! Someone leaked a secret hex tape of me on the internet!'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"Let's send them another batch of Viagra emails."

"I don't care how many hits on YouTube you'll get – let go!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Early Colour TV

Dawing your Cellphone

Weird things I do because of the internet

The Digital Family

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Tunnel of TV

The Female Brain and The Other One

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'