Internet Culture Lover Pillows

Beggar holds sign: '.Org since 1961'

"Well, Rachel... I suppose you could say that Moses downloaded the commandments from the cloud."

"LMAO."

"He said his first word today - GOOGLE."

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

Big book of memes

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.

Snake Blogging

"You'd know that about me if you followed me on Twitter."

"YOLO."