Cyber Culture Fan Pillows

"Oh, I see. I thought 'leaked on the Internet' meant something else."

'You've got Chop Suey!'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Weird things I do because of the internet

The Digital Family

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Twitter for goldfish.'

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

Christopher Columbus, Kindle Generation

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, but teach a cat to fish and it'll be on the internet forever.

Facebook/Meta

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

Big book of memes

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

Snake Blogging