Web Culture Fan Pillows

'When did YOU get your own website?'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Weird things I do because of the internet

The Digital Family

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

Christopher Columbus, Kindle Generation

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

Facebook/Meta

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.

Big book of memes

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, but teach a cat to fish and it'll be on the internet forever.

Snake Blogging

'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'

'I'm just updating my Facebook profile.'