Internet Culture Fanatic Pillows

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"What say we form a chat room on the web?"

Platinum Baby Shark

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Showbiz Awards

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

Chris O'Dowd

The boy who cried Wolf Blitzer,

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Vincent Van Goth.

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"... Er, Houston... It would appear that there is life on Mars, after all!"

Christopher Columbus, Kindle Generation

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."