Internet Culture Aficionados Pillows

"If you purchased this guy's everlasting soul, here are some of his friends who may be willing to sell you theirs."

The Unfriended Masses

Well, this wouldn't be a surprise if you'd followed me back.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'Twitter for goldfish.'

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

Christopher Columbus, Kindle Generation

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.

Big book of memes

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

Facebook/Meta

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, but teach a cat to fish and it'll be on the internet forever.

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

Snake Blogging