Internet Culture Aficionados Mugs

The Unfriended Masses

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.

Big book of memes

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

Snake Blogging

"You'd know that about me if you followed me on Twitter."