Internet Culture Buffs Mugs

"Will you knock off the spamming already...you are ruining it for us legitimate Nigerian kings who are trying desperately to give away our massive fortunes!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

Big book of memes

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

Snake Blogging

"You'd know that about me if you followed me on Twitter."

"YOLO."

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'