Internet Culture Buff Mugs

Snake Blogging

'When I'm finished with you would you like me to update your status?'

"Let the record show the defendant pleads 'OK, boomer.'"

"You should post about it."

'Mafia Online.'

"Warhol said 15 but for us it's nearer 2."

"I doth detest these clickbaiteth parchments."

"Who would believe this was invented by nerds?"

"Don't look now, but I think we're being unfollowed."

'It happened so quick. Luckily, someone caught it and put it on YouTube.'

Allowing comments on the online obituaries was a terrible idea.

'Oh no, pirates are downloading our music!'

'He was no longer trending on Twitter.'

"YOLO."

Meet the Tweeter 2-4

"It's his fifth post today. I'm unfriending that guy."

Simpler Times Before The Internet

How to get at Nigel (or someone like him)

Hang on, Ahab – Why is your entire search history about me?

Google. Bing. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Google. Google! Bing, Bing, Bing! Amazon! Stop changing the subject.

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'