Internet Culture Buff Pillows

Snake Blogging

'When I'm finished with you would you like me to update your status?'

"Let the record show the defendant pleads 'OK, boomer.'"

"You should post about it."

'Mafia Online.'

"I doth detest these clickbaiteth parchments."

"Who would believe this was invented by nerds?"

'It happened so quick. Luckily, someone caught it and put it on YouTube.'

Allowing comments on the online obituaries was a terrible idea.

'Oh no, pirates are downloading our music!'

'He was no longer trending on Twitter.'

"YOLO."

Meet the Tweeter 2-4

"It's his fifth post today. I'm unfriending that guy."

Simpler Times Before The Internet

How to get at Nigel (or someone like him)

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."