Internet Culture Connoisseur Pillows

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"It is so sad to see what's become of him! Can you believe that used to be Pizza Rat."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Louis Armstrong

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Weird things I do because of the internet

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Creation of Red Wine

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The Cremaster Cycle

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

The Kali De Milo.

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'