Internet Culture Connoisseur Pillows

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"It is so sad to see what's become of him! Can you believe that used to be Pizza Rat."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Weird things I do because of the internet

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Creation of Red Wine

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

The Cremaster Cycle

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

The Kali De Milo.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak