Internet Connoisseur Pillows

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

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Dialogue

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.