Cyber Connoisseur Pillows

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Dialogue

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

MARRIAGE COUNSELOR, 'Our biological clocks are in different time zones.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."