Cyber Connoisseur Gifts

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Dialogue

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

MARRIAGE COUNSELOR, 'Our biological clocks are in different time zones.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'