Computer Connoisseurs Gifts

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'I can't get my computer to work.'

"IT Support?...Yes, I've just accidentally pressed the escape key on my computer and it jumped off my desk, smashed through the window and ran off down the street!"

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Essex computer.

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'Oh-oh- planned obsolescence!'

Go on! Pick a card.

The End of the Worker Bees

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

Weather bar

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

'I'm just surfing the web.'

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

Laptop/mousetrap.

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

"He's young and eager to change the world, but I'd be happy if he'd just change his underwear."

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."