Computing Connoisseur Gifts

'Oh-oh- planned obsolescence!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

Aromatherapy for Men

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Facebook For Dogs.

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Essex computer.

'I forgot the question.'

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

Go on! Pick a card.

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled