Connoisseur Gifts

Looking for a gift for a connoisseur? Our collection of clever and elegant products celebrates a love for quality and taste. Whether they’re into wine, art, or gourmet foods, find a gift that matches their discerning eye and sophisticated vibe. Make their day special with a thoughtful keepsake that honors their appreciation for excellence and enjoyment.

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" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well." mockup

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

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Reading my Critics

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"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony." mockup

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

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The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship. mockup

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

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Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?' mockup

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

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I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red' mockup

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

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Man frozen in portrait pose.

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Sculptor's chippings

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S**t Threw a Goose

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Moliere

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Bleak House

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Charles Dickens.

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"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch." mockup

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

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'Let me guess: you and everyone else?' mockup

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

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'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.' mockup

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

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Barbed Pen

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"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!" mockup

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

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"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut." mockup

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

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"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it." mockup

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

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'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.' mockup

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

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"It's too academic."

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Film Critic

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'... And that's all from this bulletin. But I'll be back with more bad news at six.'

'... And that's all from this bulletin. But I'll be back with more bad news at six.' mockup

'... And that's all from this bulletin. But I'll be back with more bad news at six.'

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The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark mockup

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

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Comment on food.

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'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.' mockup

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

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Crazy Ideas

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Algernon Swinburne

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'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.' mockup

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

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Connoisseur Gifts Collection

Connoisseur Mugs

Explore our collection of connoisseur-themed mugs for a clever way to enjoy their favorite beverage with style and humor.

Connoisseur Pillows

Browse our stylish pillows designed for connoisseurs who love to add a touch of elegance and humor to their cozy spaces.

Connoisseur Prints

Discover exquisite prints that celebrate connoisseurs' love for art, sophistication, and clever design to elevate their home decor.

Connoisseur T-Shirts

Find the perfect connoisseur-inspired t-shirts that combine wit and style, making every casual outing a display of their refined taste.