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S**t Threw a Goose

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Men gossiping

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Jackson Pollock as a child

Sculptor's chippings

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

Moliere

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Bookshop: Our Bestsellers - Empty Phrases

White Wine Wisdom (2)

C Day Lewis.

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Deadwood 25 miles

"Hold that afterthought!"

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

'This is our real-time chat room.'