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S**t Threw a Goose

Men gossiping

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Jackson Pollock as a child

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

Sculptor's chippings

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

Bleak House

White Wine Wisdom (2)

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Charles Dickens.

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'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

"Hold that afterthought!"

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

'This is our real-time chat room.'

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

Deadwood 25 miles