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Alphabet soup in a tough neighbourhood.

Deadwood 25 miles

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Men gossiping

Totalitarian Humour

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Jerry Brown.

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

S**t Threw a Goose

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Bookshop: Our Bestsellers - Empty Phrases

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

White Wine Wisdom (2)

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

What's a twelve-letter phrase for "modify anger"? "Temper temper"!

'This is our real-time chat room.'

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

"Hold that afterthought!"

"Jim, I was asking for a simple explanation, not exclamation."

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .