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Lesser known greek gods,

Changing Minds

A Club Sandwitch.

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"He just said his first word!"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Tequila Mockingbird

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Shell Fire

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Hair spray"

"Neversource"

"All other letters have been disallowed."

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Paralegal eagle.

"I have never ever heard Dante rhymed quite like that with ricochet before. Bravo Professor Firenze, you have moved our hearts!"

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

Green Trash

'So who's smoking?'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'My mother was a real bitch!'

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"