Swear Word Aficionados Gifts

Gordon Ramsey Ahead road sign.

Lesser known greek gods,

The Pink Bantha

Changing Minds

A Club Sandwitch.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"He just said his first word!"

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Tequila Mockingbird

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Personnel. I've heard of "magna cum laude" and "summa cum laude," but I've never heard of a person graduating "persona non grata." (Published originally on June 3, 1981.)

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Shell Fire

"Neversource"

"All other letters have been disallowed."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Hair spray"

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Green Trash

"I have never ever heard Dante rhymed quite like that with ricochet before. Bravo Professor Firenze, you have moved our hearts!"

Paralegal eagle.

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

Charlie Beck Loves Austin Beutner

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Little Red Riding Hoodie

'So who's smoking?'

'My mother was a real bitch!'

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."