Spelling Aficionados Gifts

"Look, it's either 50 words a minute - or 5, if you want them spelt correctly!"

"No, Mr. McGruder. It's supposed to read 'Bunco'."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Kardiff.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

Charlie Beck Loves Austin Beutner

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"Somnambulant... somnambulant."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Quality Contorl.

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Obedience School Spelling Bee

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

"Very good; and for a further ten points, can you turn me back again?"

Wordplay: Carelessness.

"I know the alphabet. I just don't know how to work it."

A bet over spelling

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'Therapist is one word George!'