Spell Enthusiasts Gifts

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Love Potion

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

Candle Size

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Book and magician

Wordplay: Carelessness.

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

"But hey - no added preservatives!"

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

"Hardscrabble"

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

'They're words, Billy, assembly required.'