Spelling Enthusiast Gifts

'Everyone was there to shake my hand, when I won the Spelling Bee, but you were there to hold my hand when I was practicing for the Spelling Bee.'

'They're words, Billy, assembly required.'

"Just ignore the bad spelling. You'll get us all accused of discriminating against people with learning disabilities."

"Who teaches apostrophe usage?"

'Misspell, M-I-S-P-P-E-L-L, misspell.'

Santa advertising for Elvis.

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

'We encourage the children to write their own healthy menu.'

Speling Bee

Dyslexics of the world untie!

'You spelt dog wrong.'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"Whi isn't mi naem on the lizt for the splling bea?"

"You told me Americans spell 'Socialise' with a 'z'."

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

'Only one s in disgraceful, gov!'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Wordplay: Carelessness.

Art is Anal

"Why are you all talking pictures?"

Icicle, Bicicle, Bicycle and Icycle.

'That's supposed to say 'rummage sale'.'

'I never eat anything I can't spell.'

'Yeah, we get a lot of complaints about our spelling.'

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

Free spelling

Did yoo you ever haxe have on of thoze those days when nothign nothing seems too to go right?

Terrific

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Kardiff.