Spelling Enthusiasts Gifts

student to teacher: 'I keep forgetting how to spell 'amnesia'.'

"This is my distant relative, Joe. He's a raindeer."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

'If you can't spell properly, how are you ever going to produce decent lav graffiti?'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Lesser known greek gods,

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Kardiff.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"He just said his first word!"

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

Tequila Mockingbird

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Shell Fire

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'So who's smoking?'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

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