Spelling Enthusiasts Gifts

student to teacher: 'I keep forgetting how to spell 'amnesia'.'

"This is my distant relative, Joe. He's a raindeer."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

'If you can't spell properly, how are you ever going to produce decent lav graffiti?'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Lesser known greek gods,

The Pink Bantha

Kardiff.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"He just said his first word!"

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

Tequila Mockingbird

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Shell Fire

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

'So who's smoking?'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"