Spelling Fan Gifts

Marc w/a 'C'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Cat Burglar

The Alpha Seltzer

Kardiff.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Wiener Dog . . . Dog Wiener

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"Could you repeat that word?"

Exciting potato bugs.

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

Surgeon walks through hospital where sign says, 'No Stresspassing'.

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

"Streaming"