Spelling Bee Enthusiast Gifts

Man begs with a sign that says 'Please help. Out-of-work sign riter.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"I'm not responsible for my mistakes in my essay. Spell check and autocorrect are responsible for my mistakes."

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"Wow, that's a new one to me! How do you spell it?"

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

'er.....How do you spell 'dyslexic'?'

'I think I know why you're not doing well, Charlie...'

A bet over spelling

A young girl learning to spell 'phlegm'.

Marry Me John

Dept of Education: Pleese teRN the NOB ANd ENTA

Everything starts with "e" and ends in "g".

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"Isn't it wonderful how they've taken the pressure off the children by only requiring they come close?"

"I know the alphabet. I just don't know how to work it."

Kardiff.

"I got caught using spell check during our spelling test!"

Card with crossed out spellings of Chanukah.

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

'If spelling is so important, why does only one of the 3Rs begin with an 'R'?'

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"Somnambulant... somnambulant."

Quality Contorl.

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

Old McDonald, first grader, fails English.