Spelling Bees Gifts

Girl to boy: 'My vocabulary is bigger than your vocabulary!'

ROTFL...Rolling on the floor laughing.

'Scallywag. S-C-A-L-L......' - Pirate School.

"What, I don’t get any credit for being in the ballpark?"

I use spell check for all the answers on my math story problems.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

Kardiff.

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

Spell Cheque

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"Somnambulant... somnambulant."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

Correct Spelling Lane.

Quality Contorl.

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad!"

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

Old McDonald, first grader, fails English.

Heavenly angles

'Oh, no, not another spelling bee!'

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

'Mister, the only thing wrong with these computers is the spell check's broken.'

"I'm not good with letters."

Obedience School Spelling Bee

'I'm writing an essay on 'the perfectability of man.''