Spelling Bee Lover Gifts

'The alphabet in alphabetical order

"Irony. I-R-O-N-Y. The taste of steel railway cars."

Grocer's school teaching bad spellings.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Kardiff.

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"This will sting a bit."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'Two bees or not two bees - THAT is the question.'

A poster next to a busy beehive shows a photo of a bee under the words "Employee of the week".

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

"Somnambulant... somnambulant."

Quality Contorl.

'I wish they'd elope! We simply can't afford to invite all our relatives.'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"The secret life of beeswax" "Hi honey." "Sup honey?" "Hiya honeybunch!" "Honey?" "Hi hon!"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Then, after a brief silence, things turned ugly,

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"