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'The alphabet in alphabetical order

"Irony. I-R-O-N-Y. The taste of steel railway cars."

Grocer's school teaching bad spellings.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Kardiff.

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"This will sting a bit."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'Two bees or not two bees - THAT is the question.'

"Somnambulant... somnambulant."

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

A poster next to a busy beehive shows a photo of a bee under the words "Employee of the week".

Quality Contorl.

'I wish they'd elope! We simply can't afford to invite all our relatives.'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"The secret life of beeswax" "Hi honey." "Sup honey?" "Hiya honeybunch!" "Honey?" "Hi hon!"

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

Beehive Hairstyle

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"