Spelling Bee Expert T-Shirts

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Someone who knows apostrophes

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

Kardiff.

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

Correct Spelling Lane.

"Somnambulant... somnambulant."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

Quality Contorl.

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad!"

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

Heavenly angles

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"