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"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Incorrect. It's spelled 'c-r-a-p'. The 'c' is silent."

Modern spelling.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Kardiff.

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"Somnambulant... somnambulant."

Quality Contorl.

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

Old McDonald, first grader, fails English.

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

Nobody's Perfcet t-shirt.

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Wordplay: Carelessness.

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

A bet over spelling

"I know the alphabet. I just don't know how to work it."

Obedience School Spelling Bee

"Very good; and for a further ten points, can you turn me back again?"

I use spell check for all the answers on my math story problems.

"I'm not responsible for my mistakes in my essay. Spell check and autocorrect are responsible for my mistakes."

Bookstore. Spelling Made Easy. I entered all the spelling bees in school but I never one won.

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'