Spelling Bee Aficionado Pillows

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Modern spelling.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Kardiff.

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"Somnambulant... somnambulant."

Quality Contorl.

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

Old McDonald, first grader, fails English.

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

Wordplay: Carelessness.

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

'You spelt dog wrong.'

"I know the alphabet. I just don't know how to work it."

A bet over spelling

Nobody's Perfcet t-shirt.

I use spell check for all the answers on my math story problems.

"Very good; and for a further ten points, can you turn me back again?"

Obedience School Spelling Bee

"I'm not responsible for my mistakes in my essay. Spell check and autocorrect are responsible for my mistakes."

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

Spelling Bee: "Can you use the word in the form of a meme?"

"Hardscrabble"