Spelling Bee Fanatic Pillows

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"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Kardiff.

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"Somnambulant... somnambulant."

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

Old McDonald, first grader, fails English.

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

Wordplay: Carelessness.

"Is there a mnemonic I can use to remember how to spell mnenonic?"

'You spelt dog wrong.'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

"Very good; and for a further ten points, can you turn me back again?"

Obedience School Spelling Bee

A bet over spelling

"I know the alphabet. I just don't know how to work it."

Nobody's Perfcet t-shirt.

I use spell check for all the answers on my math story problems.

'Therapist is one word George!'

"I'm not responsible for my mistakes in my essay. Spell check and autocorrect are responsible for my mistakes."

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

"Incorrect. The correct spelling is M-U-T-A-N-T."

"Hardscrabble"