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Obedience School Spelling Bee

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Kardiff.

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"Somnambulant... somnambulant."

Quality Contorl.

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

Old McDonald, first grader, fails English.

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

Wordplay: Carelessness.

'You spelt dog wrong.'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

"Very good; and for a further ten points, can you turn me back again?"

"Is there a mnemonic I can use to remember how to spell mnenonic?"

A bet over spelling

"I know the alphabet. I just don't know how to work it."

Nobody's Perfcet t-shirt.

I use spell check for all the answers on my math story problems.

"I'm not responsible for my mistakes in my essay. Spell check and autocorrect are responsible for my mistakes."

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

"Incorrect. The correct spelling is M-U-T-A-N-T."

"I got caught using spell check during our spelling test!"

Dyslexic Doomsayers.