Spell Enthusiast Gifts

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"I had to change the recipe. The guy I'm dating is eye of newt intolerant."

"You might want to adjust your spell check."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Love Potion

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

Candle Size

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

Book and magician

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

'You spelt dog wrong.'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

Wordplay: Carelessness.

Zen Voodoo

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

"But hey - no added preservatives!"

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

Witch's Brew

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

"Hardscrabble"