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"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"I had to change the recipe. The guy I'm dating is eye of newt intolerant."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Love Potion

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

Candle Size

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

Book and magician

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

Zen Voodoo

Wordplay: Carelessness.

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

"But hey - no added preservatives!"

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

"Hardscrabble"

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'