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Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Rocking Witches.

Newt sale

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Witches of Instagram

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

Paul and Debbie.

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Returns"

Hexercise.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"