Spell-casting Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Here we are."

Toadstools

Rocking Witches.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Witches of Instagram

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"At least she's reading."

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

Hexercise.

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"Returns"

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'