Spell-casting Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I know it's not too good, but if we just dump it, we'll be violating the hazardous wastes act.'

"Here we are."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Witches of Instagram

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

Hexercise.

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

spellchecker

My Cauldron Rules

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

Candle Size

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'