Spellcasting Aficionados T-Shirts

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

"You've got it wrong again. You should always use the spell checker."

"Here we are."

Late BroomStick

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Hexercise.

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Candle Size

My Cauldron Rules

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'