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"Well done, Agnes, it's really disgusting!"

"Here we are."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

Toadstools

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Witches of Instagram

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"At least she's reading."

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"Broom! Broom!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Hexercise.

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

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"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Your're mum's well wicked."